August 16, 2026Total time: 2 hrs 10 minMakes: 2 bowls
This is the recipe that convinced me frozen bananas are basically magic. No cream, no sugar, no
machine, just ripe bananas blended past the point where you think it's going to work into something
that tastes exactly like soft serve.
It's a great base for whatever you're craving that day. Plain with a spoon is good on its own, but a
swirl of peanut butter or a spoonful of cocoa powder in the last few pulses turns it into something
that feels a lot more indulgent than three bananas and a splash of milk actually are.
Frozen bananas blended until creamy, no ice cream maker and no added sugar needed. Tastes exactly like soft serve.
Keeps your screen awake while you cook.
Prep10 min
CookNo cook
Total2 hrs 10 min
Yield2bowls
Ingredients
Scale
Scaled from the original recipe. Unnumbered amounts (a pinch, a splash) don’t change, and nutrition stays per serving.
Instructions
Spread the sliced bananas on a parchment-lined plate or tray so they don't stick together in one clump.
Freeze for at least 2 hours, or until completely solid.
Add the frozen banana slices to a food processor with the milk, vanilla, and salt.
Blend, stopping to scrape down the sides every 30 seconds or so, until the mixture goes from crumbly to smooth and creamy like soft serve. This takes patience, keep going, it will happen.
Serve right away for soft-serve texture, or transfer to a container and freeze another hour for a firmer, scoopable texture.